He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear pants don't you?
He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it " I do not"
Q.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A.Both of them.
Q.How does a man show that he is p
Our Will of Fire - Chapter 3 by Fatal-Impulse, literature
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Our Will of Fire - Chapter 3
Our Will of Fire – A NaruHina Fanfic – chapter 3 – Love?
Sakura raced through the village streets with all possible haste towards the entrance to town; she had a mission and she did not want to be late. Especially this time. This was another of her special missions, a mission with her friends as the objective. I lost Sasuke, there's no way I'm losing Naruto and Hinata too, not to Akatsuki, not to the Hyugaa. The thoughts of her friends created a feeling in her that she was not familiar with. She'd begun to feel it after she'd decided to help Naruto go after Sasuke; it was a sort of protectiveness, a protectiveness of her friends, famil
Chapter 2 - The Flower by IllaidanDarksoul, literature
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Chapter 2 - The Flower
Chapter 2 – The Flower
I'll be writing differently most of the time, just to find something I like. Sorry in advance if some of you don't like it long, but I can't help it, I like writing long stories.
As Hinata was coming back to reality, she was trying comprehending all that had happened. Naruto-Kun is back, he carried me to the Hokage's officer… As she opened her eyes, she looked around. She saw Tsunade at her desk looking though papers. Naruto was standing looking and waiting for Tsunade to find something in the mess of paper on her desk. "Well?" asked an uninterested Jiraiya from the back, his arms a crossed his chest. "Hmmm, there do
NaruHina - The Homecoming by IllaidanDarksoul, literature
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NaruHina - The Homecoming
NaruHina – The Homecoming - chapter 1
*Blah blah blah Disclaimer Blah blah, I don't want to own it, maybe co-own it, ya know? So I could write these storys then have someone like Masashi Kishimoto check them over so I could write about the real naruto, that would be awesome, if I made any mistakes O_o;;;*
This story is where the time skip is four years, FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok? Gooooooood…. *looks around*
BlAh blAh bLAh – Thinking
"Blah BLAh bLAh" Talking dur
[FOXES! FOXES!] Hmmmmm…. I wonder….
Hinata's day -
As the Sun rose higher and higher in the sky, Hinata tried to block the blazing light from her eyes. The weather was looking lik